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Laozhabor Photo Album

2010-01-25T01:07:00.019+08:00

Christmas in Harris Resort Batam

老查某在这新的一年里也想有个新的开始咯! 因为以前我有太多短片和照片，在旧的部落格放不完就统统被删掉。于是我打算把这一个新的部落格当成相册或相簿把那些要被删掉的放在这里供大家娱乐，分享。今年我要我的人生更丰富多彩一些，让你们看看我最近的状况，是不是越来越有活力呢? 我每天坚持来这个新家逛逛，陪陪我的朋友们, 也娱乐一下我自己，几好一下！你们有时间就多来坐坐咯!!

Laozhabor Photo and Video Album

Hi,LaoZhaBor is here..! with this new 2nd Blog: http://lzbsays.blogspot.com Add the new LaoZhaBor blog to your list OK..!

LaoZhaBor at Harris Resort Batam 2009 Christmas Party

Laozhabor & Friends

Laozhabor's friend YeFei

Laozhabor's friend ChaingMin

More on http://www.laozhabor.blogspot.com/ & my Facebook

Princess Birthday

2009-11-10T13:00:00.001+08:00

Princess Birthday
公主的生日

These are the photos that I took from Mark Lee's daughter 1st Birthday party.
这些照片是我在李国煌女儿一岁的生日派对拍的.

Can you see her name? Haha....
你们能够看到她的名字吗?哈哈..

Why is she keep looking at me huh? Don't worry I'll not compete with you for the title of Miss Singapore...! Cos... I am proud of Ms. Laozhabor!!!
为什么她一直看着我..??别担心, 我不会与你竞争新加坡小姐的. 因为我已经是新加坡老查某嘛!

Happy Family!! Wah! Smile until like that... me too leh...
哇!!幸福美满的笑容.

Daddy, I want the Candy..Candy..!
爸爸,那是糖果吗? 给我...我要糖果..哇!!妈妈....

Ah...Mummy...I am falling..pleaseeee.... Help!!

救命呀!! 我快要跌倒了呀!!

If you had seen the movie 'where got ghost' you will know who he is loh....hehe
如果你有看过 '吓到笑' 这部电影的话.你应该会知道他是谁咯...

Uncle!! let go of your hand leh...I shy shy.

叔叔,你的手??...我痒痒啦!!嘻嘻....

Ee?..... Why the butterfly stuck on her face and she is still so happy?

Ee?为什么蝴蝶会停留在她的脸上呢??

Me again with my usual style..

这是我老查某的pattern啦...

I took these photo before I went to the party.

这些照片是我还没去派对之前拍的.

See you real soon.
迟些见咯,拜拜.

Happy Ever After

2009-07-28T01:54:00.016+08:00

Happy Ever After

Here are some of the photo that I took on HuiGe's daughter wedding.

Can you see the bride and brideroom?

Jin Jin look like a VIP.....haha

A VERY normal photo taken usually during wedding dinner right?

She is like my grand daughter you know..

He is also our boss.. well, quite handsome too..

The way Jack Neo smile is abit funny hor...

All my good friendsssss.........

Did you notice that my face is very white...I dont know why leh???

I think everybody know him and her....

There we go again..

Laozhabor in Genting Highland

2009-07-27T23:44:00.001+08:00

Laozhabor in Genting Highland

You all probably wonders why I’ve been quiet for the past few weeks, well the reason is that I was away on a holiday trip with my family. This time I went to Genting Highlands. Huh…casinos!!! Oh…. no..no! I only went to the outdoor and indoor theme parks Hehe... Please believe me.
Genting is the only place in Malaysia that we can legally gamble 24 hours a day, 7 days a week especially during school holiday periods it can become very very busy. Don’t get me wrong, ok!! I don’t encourage people to gamble,just play play only la...hehe..I have to go now to arrange the photo that I had taken.I had Hui Ge(Alamak) married... wait not finished.....daughter wedding photo, Mark Lee daughter celebrated her 1st birthday photo. Haha..so many photo but so little time....lazy hor..OK! Will show you next week...if I can..

Look........... so beautifullll....

Haha, so am I.

very thick skin hor..

Mmmm! when will I get richer and richer and richerrrr....

Pick some leaves and ''po pi' me heng heng la...

No lah, better not go in lah..go take more photo first..

I think I'm already rich enough.... in term of life,rite?

well.... at last I ended in pasa malam...hehe.

Laozhabor I Not Old

2009-06-07T01:05:00.006+08:00

啊哈!老查某成网站女郎?!

I'm honoured to be feature in the Celebrity Talks: "Age is not a barrier!" ~~~ by http://www.inotold.com.sg/.

This website has many interesting articles about... How to keep fit?... Many events for the elderly: Learn IT, Use IT Programme - Basic Computer 2 .... Basic Yoga Class .... Elderly @ IT Boot Camp .... Sing-along .... etc...

我很荣幸能为~~ inotold.com.sg 代言 '年龄不是绊脚石'.
这个网站有很多资讯和许多适合老人家的活动. 例如:

如何保持身体健康？
如何使用健身器材
乐龄资讯科技训练营
瑜伽初级班
肩膀与足部按摩
一同欢唱
点心制作 等等....

活跃乐龄生活做一个健康快乐,与时并进的乐龄人士.

And remember... WE ARE NOT OLD....OK...hehe...!!

This article is from their website about me....

I am very pleased to have the chance to participate in this event. Actually anyone who knows me Lao Zha Bor knows that I am old but my heart is not. Hence I am very interested in new things, just like photography and surfing the Internet which are my passion, hee. It has been some time since I created my blog. It was rather tough in the beginning but once I became familiar with it, my life has also become more enriching. Even if I am at home, I get to know a lot of things, and even got to many friends from different places. I have always encouraged the elderly around me not to become a “three wait” citizen – “waiting for food, waiting for drinks and waiting for death”. We must cherish our time even more and enjoy our life to the fullest. The elderly, especially, should use their time more flexibly to take part in some community gatherings or even charity work. In this way, not only would they have company for outings, they can also help others and kill two birds with one stone, which is very meaningful. For instance, my friends and I often volunteer in charity work together. The activity is different every time, and each time after the event I always feel very enriched. I felt that the next time I should be more active as we are very fortunate people. Of course, for those elderly folks whose physical condition make it inconvenient for them to travel, or who are not used to travel far, some suitable indoor activities can be arranged for them, such as mahjong games. I have read in the newspapers before that playing mahjong can prevent dementia in the elderly, and boost blood circulation in the brain. That’s why mahjong is an indispensable game for me in my daily life. I hereby encourage elderly folks to open up their hearts and be receptive to different things, refuse to become a “three wait” citizen, and do their best to enjoy every single day of their life. I even have a blog on this!

By www.inotold.com.sg

If you are interested, you should take a look at this website.

如果您有兴趣的话,就到这个网站逛逛。

还有一些'吓到笑'电影开镜仪式的照片和大家share 一下.

大家都到齐了吗?.......

就要开始了,大家快过来呀!

快!!我们先去拜拜....

拜拜...再拜拜....

我就知道你要学我.......!!

不要Copy我哩!!!

大家都抢着和梁导说话...

喂喂!!不要不睬我哩..!!

Hello....请让一让....

没办法, 我太矮了....

不管了,照样喊: Huat 呀!! Good呀!!

大家一起来吧.

最后来一盘烧猪请大家吃...Hehe..

Laozhabor New Movie

2009-05-06T01:55:00.023+08:00

老查某上报啦........哈哈!

好开心好开心啊. 你们有没有看到报纸上有我的照片...嘿嘿! 大家可不要 '吓到笑' 贺. 这是梁导的最新电影, 片名就是 '吓到笑'. 虽然在报纸上并没有提到我，但是我还是非常的高兴, 因为能够和这么多的超级明星在一起演戏, 我又可以偷师了......呵呵

你们知道在这部电影里我饰演的是什么角色吗? 不是开玩笑的, 是一只可怕的 '鬼'. 哇!!真的很恐怖喔. 虽然只有一小部分的戏. 不过我已经很满足了. 对我来说能够尝试和演绎不同的角色可是一个新的挑战哦. 一向来我饰演都是搞笑的角色. 所以这是我许久以来的第一次大突破. 这跟我以前接触的不太一样, 但是我认为一个演员如果一辈子只活在一个角色里，或许也是个巨大的遗憾。我希望挑战多种性格的角色所以更会用心地去学习. 我有信心会做好的. 如果观众认可我演喜剧的话，这说明了演喜剧可能是我的一个特长吧! 嘻嘻!!
我要自己给自己打气，要做就要做到最好, 要演就要演到最棒! 希望大家和我一起向袋鼠一样跳跃式的前进吧!

梁导说在这部电影里面会有很多空头字哩.

1234 5678 910......1234 5678 910...

你知道我们在哪个地点拍摄吗?

猜猜看...........猜对有奖.......... 才怪!!!

想买马票吗?

可要等到8月罗.

有一个人，甘愿为你含辛茹苦; 有一种爱，从不向你索取回报。她是我们心目中最无私,最伟大的人。一枝鲜丽的康乃馨，一顿可口而轻松的团圆饭，一个问候电话，一条感恩的短信都会让她感动。留下寄语, 让我代你献出对母亲深深的祝福吧!

祝福天下所有的妈妈- 母亲节快乐.

Laozhabor Day Trip To Batu Pahat

2009-04-24T00:37:00.002+08:00

柔佛州峇株巴辖一日游

这次去马来西亚的行程虽然只有短短的一天，可是却非常地充实，我不仅成为了一对新人的见证嘉宾，而且还认识了许多新的朋友。她们热情地招待我，还带我品尝了当地的美食，说到美食我的口水就快要流出来了….呵呵~~
以下还有这家叫做“鱿鱼之家” 的商店，他们出售的果汁可是非常出名的哦，而且看来我的人缘还不错,大家都要和我拍照留念喔…..几爽一下 ~ 哈哈

这些照片给大家看看.

今年是牛年，我要牛年走运，发发横财.

蛟龙戏水，我看到金色的东西就觉得一定要拍下来，兴兴嘛~

香车、帅哥&美女!!

这就是那对甜蜜蜜的新人，很相衬吧？！我也要沾沾喜气~

one more please~

来张大合照，我也是姐妹兵团中的一员哦，比她们大一点点，今年芳龄28，呵呵~

哇哈哈~这就是她们招待我的美食佳肴，看到有没有流口水啊？

这只是其中几道菜而已，后来那些菜为什么没拍？

哈哈，当然是因为顾着吃，没时间拍咯~

就是这家叫做“鱿鱼之家”的商店，服务态度一流，我给满分！

斯文型帅哥，我的口味可要开始转变咯，哈哈~

你们大概会奇怪为何我每张照片都拿着果汁吧，因为好喝，我爱不释手了。

当然少不了和像我一样的美女拍个照咯~

come on! 还有一位呢：

这两张是丝绢画，中国风的手法实在让人赏心悦目，所以我要拍下来和大家分享一下。

我实在太喜欢旅游了，如果可以真希望可以环游世界，哈哈~下次再告诉你们我的趣事吧！一次过说完怕你们会吓到....跑.....呵呵~

Laozhabor bye bye to K-Nite

2009-04-06T01:29:00.007+08:00

hah... my school's days... when was it... aha... let me thing... aaaaa... more then 50 years back...! I miss my school's days so much leh...! If we can go back in time... haha... I love to be back in my school's days... hehe... can never happen lah...!!!

To all the students... treasure your school's day now and study hard to get good results... when the time had past... we can never go back to school again...!!!!

Never really think I can wear a school uniform at my age.

I luv you...!!

Who's the student here... me lah...hehe..!!

very noisy class

Ssssssi... discipline master is here...!!

lets tell a story...

look...!!! that's the discipline master

keep quite... and listen to laozhabor sing...!!!

That's the last of k-nite...!!!

Look at picture... it's ALIVE...!!!

This was a jpg picture... nothing is moving in it...
your mind is playing the trick...

Happy school holiday

2009-03-20T12:47:00.014+08:00

Do you know how many grandchildren I have...? haha...! This school holiday, I was surrounded by them for the past few days, very very busy but very very happy lah...!that's why I took so long to update my blog. I think I had never shown any photo of my family rite...hehe...! maybe next time I will show you some photo of them... how about that huh...!??

Oh... oh... they are calling me now... no time to talk liao...

Here are some jokes that I want to share with all of you..

任君选择

丈夫下班回家，妻子准备好了晚饭。
“亲爱的，今晚的菜你可以选择”妻子说。
“都有些什么菜呢？”
“大白菜。”妻子答。
“有什么选择呢？”
“你吃或是不吃？”

Choice

Husband go home after work, dinner was ready.
"Darling, you have a choice tonight." His wife said.
"What are the dishes?"
"Cabbage." Wife said.
"What choice?"
"Eat or not eat?"

金錢

金錢可以買到房子﹐但買不到家.
金錢可以買到婚姻﹐但買不到愛.
金錢可以買到鐘錶﹐但買不到時間.
金錢不是一切﹐反而是痛苦的根源.
請把你的錢給我﹐讓我一個人承擔痛苦吧...!!!

Money

Money can buy a house... but can’t buy home.
Money can buy marriage... but can’t buy love.
Money can buy watches and clocks... but can’t buy time.
Money is not everything... it is the root of suffering.
Please give me all your money... and let me bear all the suffering for you...!!!
Haha...!

K-Nite Photo

I had make up a joke with these photos... hope you enjoy it... hehe...!!

Hi handsome... come here... come here... pleaseeee...!!
嗨,英俊的!.........来这里........请到这里来!!

Why don't you come here... I am very angry now...!!!
I'm going to teach you a lesson...!!!
你为什么不过来.......我生气了!.......我要给你一个教训....

Bang...bang...!! Whoooooo.......
砰!..砰!..

Haha... aiya...!!! cut...cut...!!! I'm very tired liao... let me rest lah...!!
哎呀... 哎呀...!!! 卡...卡... 我腰酸,脚酸贺.....可以先给我一张椅子吗? 哈哈!!...

Aiyo...!!! my god still act cute...!!
哎哟...!!! 还在装可爱呀...!!

We Love You All...!!!

Hmm...!!! do I look like a...???
嗯.......我像不像.... ???

Bye... See you soon...( ok...ok... I'm coming )
迟些见咯......(ok...ok...来了,来了)

What's in this picture...???

A horse or..... something else.....!!!!!

Happily Ever After

2009-03-07T01:24:00.011+08:00

This is Jack Neo ( my boss ) first English's drama and it is all about marriage. Ya, Singaporeans now a days do not want to tie the knot, either they are too busy..too tired.. too troublesome or too self centred.

But I think if you are matured enough and if you know what you are doing....then why not...!! Don't be so kia su and kia si... ok....! give a little and you will gain alot... always remember... no pain no gain lah...!

Real "Cool" Statement ( very difficult to translate to english....so no translation )

金玉“凉”言 (已婚者共勉之,未婚者警惕之)

● 男人不会承认他喝「花酒」，只会说是去「花」钱「喝」酒。

● 恋爱时的花费，证明爱情「真实」；结婚後的开支，证明婚姻「无价」。

● 如果家庭日常开销是本流水帐，那麽每月的电话费就是口水帐了。

● 完全相反的个性，结婚时叫「互补」；离婚时叫「个性不合」。

● 热恋时，再夸张的谎言都能听成是情话；结婚後，再认真的情话只会当成是废话。

● 在爱情中，有人「视死如归」；在婚姻中，有人「视归如死」。

● 人的喜新最久只有三十天，所以新婚燕尔只有蜜「月」；人的忍耐最久只有三十天，所以工作以「月」薪为准。

● 红颜多薄命，黄脸多认命。

● 女人的「折旧率」煞是惊人，从「新」娘变成「老」婆，只消一个晚上的光景。

● 婚姻是牢笼，所以有些男女在婚後莫不是「喜出」、「望外」。

● 「娘家」是：女人小时候的观护所，长大後的监理所，结婚後的避难所。

● 如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，一年一次的结婚周年庆祝，便是在扫墓」了。

● 如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓，那模范夫妻充其量，不过是「示范公墓」罢了。

蜘蛛和蜜蜂的婚姻

蜘蛛要和蜜蜂结婚了。蜘蛛问他妈妈：“为什么要我和蜜蜂结婚？”蜘蛛妈妈说：“蜜蜂是唠叨了点，可人家好歹是个空姐。”蜘蛛说：“我比较喜欢蚊子小姐。”蜘蛛妈妈说：“别提那个小护士了，上次妈生病打针，她把妈打个水肿。”

蜜蜂问她妈妈：“为什么要我和蜘蛛结婚？”蜜蜂妈妈说：“蜘蛛丑是丑了点，可人家好歹是搞网络的。”蜜蜂说：“蚂蚁大哥不错呀！”。蜜蜂妈妈说：“别提那小工头，整天扛着东西东奔西跑的，连部货车也没有。”蜜蜂说：“人家喜欢隔壁的苍蝇大哥嘛。”蜜蜂妈妈说：“苍蝇帅是帅了点，可你也不能嫁给个挑粪的呀！”

The marriage of spider and bee

Spider and bee got married.
Spider: Why should I get married to bee?
Spider’s mother: The bees like nagging but she is a stewardess.
Spider: But I prefer Miss Mosquito.
Spider’s mother: That little nurse? She gave me a swelling hand in my last injection

Bee: Why should I get married to spider?
Bee’s mother: The spiders are ugly but somehow he is engaged in the network.
Bee: How about brother Ant ?.
Bee’s mother: They are very hardworking carrying things around but he can’t even afford a lorry.
Bee: But I prefer brother Fly!
Bee’s mother: The flies are handsome but you can’t marry a dung picker! "

Some more K-Nite photos 再来一些 K-Nite 的照片

I really like this hair style..
我很喜欢这个发型哦!

Me and my brilliant smile...!!
我笑得好灿烂喔!!

I love this photo so much leh...
我很喜欢这张照片哩

so special hor...
很特别哦!!

Previous posting: Spot the picture
How many face can you spot in that picture...???
Well... Belle said she spotted 3...
and April said she spotted 10... wow...!thats alot leh...!!

If you spotted 1 to 2 faces you are a pragmatic person
If you spotted 3 to 6 faces you are a Average person
If you spotted 7 to 10 faces you are a sensible & sensitive person

If you spotted 11 faces you are a ambitious & responsible person

Laozhabor Jokes Garden

2009-02-27T18:11:00.016+08:00

Laozhabor Jokes

Sooooo... long never tell jokes already hor...!! I was wondering does any one don't like jokes at all...??? for me.... I don't like jokes... I hate jokes...!!!! Hahaha... got you heh....!

Life is so meaningless without laughter... you know, after a long day work... the first thing you want to do is to take a shower then sit on the sofa and watch tv... eeeat tibits and sleep... rite...!!! But some people would like to go clubbing... dating...chitchat... and last of all blogging... like me...!! If you are the same as me.... come laugh your heart out loud loud...!!! hehe...

好久好久没有说笑话了哦..!! 我很想知道有没有人不喜欢笑话的. 至于我嘛....我不喜欢笑话, 我痛恨笑话!!.....哈哈!!....掉入我的陷阱了吧!! 你们知道吗, 我觉得..如果在这个世上没有了笑话, 生命将变得如此无聊, 沉闷, 毫无意义啦.
每天下班后你想做的第一件事，应该就是淋浴,要不就是赖在沙发上看电视，吃甜食，然后就倒头呼呼大睡?! 但是还有一些朋友就喜欢去约约会, 聊聊天或上上部落格......嘿嘿!!.. 和我一样哟. 好吧, 那么现在大家就来和我一起大声大声的笑吧!!!

哈哈哈..!! 呵呵呵..!! 嘻嘻嘻..!!

老查某...笑话园...1

感觉好些了吗?!

一个小男孩独自坐飞机出远门，坐在他身边的是个高个、纹身、长相丑恶的中年人，还好这个中年人一上飞机就睡着了。飞机起飞后，小男孩有点晕机，但他不敢去卫生间，生怕吵醒身边的那个中年人。突然，飞机一阵颠簸，小男孩终于忍不住吐了出来，很不幸全都吐到了中年人的胸前。过了一会儿，中年人醒来，发现了自己胸前的污物。

“你现在感觉好些了吗？”小男孩问。

Laozhabor Jokes Garden...1

Are you feeling better now...?

A little boy was traveling alone in a plane journey, sitting beside him is a tall.. tattoo.. fierce-looking middle-aged man... and the man fell asleep soon after take-off... after a while... the little boy had airsick... but he did not dare to go to the rest room for fear that he will wake the fierce-looking man up. Suddenly... the plane had an air turbulence... the plane start to rock and bump... and the little boy finally could not help and throw out... warp...!! unfortunately... it all landed at the fierce-looking man's chest... "oh no...!" said the little boy... Shortly after... the fierce-looking man woke up... "what the... h...!" exclaimed the fierce-looking man... he turn and look at the little boy...

"Are you feeling better now...? you had just throwed out..." said the little boy.

老查某...笑话园...2

违章驾驶

警察：这条路限速40，你超速了，你的车速是60.

丈夫：不是60，是50。

妻子：我都看到了，是80。（丈夫瞪了妻子一眼）

警察：你还没系安全带，执照将吊销一个月。

丈夫：我系了，您过来的时候，我刚刚解开。

妻子：你什么时候系过安全带？

丈夫：闭上你的臭嘴！

警察：（冲向女子）你丈夫平常总是用这种口气对你讲话吗？

妻子：不是，他喝醉了才这样。

Laozhabor Jokes garden...2

Speeding

Police: You are speeding at 60km/h and had exceeded the road limit of 40km/h.

Husband: Not 60km/h...!! its 50km/h...

Wife: No!... its 80km/h. (Husband stare at his wife)

Police: You are not wearing your seat belt... license suspension of one month.

Husband: I did...!!! I just unfasten it when you came...

Wife: When did you ever fasten your seat belt...?

Husband: Shut up...!!!!! (shouting)

Police: (turned toward wife) Does your husband normally use this tone to talk to you..?

Wife: No.... only when he is drunk....!!!!

End...

Here are some of the photo taken during K-nite which come with the 'Special Effect'...!!

以下是一些有 '特殊效果' 的照片.

She is the host in K-nite variety show

她是马来频道里的名主持人 Ms Mastura

What if I am 40 years younger...如果我能够晚四十出生的话.......唉!!!!!

Mother and daughter..???
像不像一对母女..??

Help me with the stars, please..!!
帮我把天上的星星摘下来吧..!!

( children song ) haha...like to act cute hor....
小白兔, 白又白, 两只耳朵竖起来........哈哈!! 嗨 !你们好吗??很享受哩!!嘻嘻

See you real soon.....bye bye...!
迟些见咯........拜拜...!

Time for some eye-exercise
Spot the picture

What's in this picture...??
How many face can you spot in this picture...???
hehe... take your time and find the face..!!

How many face... anyone...!!!??

Different character people see different numbers of faces...

want to know what character you belongs to...

KaraOKe

2009-02-20T01:00:00.005+08:00

Aiyo...!! aways K-nite and K-nite~~~ not funny already hor...!!! don't worry...!!! this time I will show you something different...!!!!!
Karaoke~~~!!!! Yeh...yeh..yeh... oh no... listen to me singing Malay song again...? No lah... no more singing for laozhabor...otherwise the karaoke will have to close early....hehe...!!

Look........! who has the BIG... bright smile... haha
来..!看谁笑得比较灿烂......呵呵

Princess VS Laozhabor
美女与老查某

Sing...sing....!!!! everybody sing.....!!!!!
大家尽情的唱吧!!

All my goooood friends... you should know them rite...???

我的好朋友, 你们都认识吧!

Why so squeeeeze...!!! but I love it leh...

还有辉哥和Yati ................ 哇..!! 好挤哦.

Our bosssss....!! handsome hor...

我们的老板...!!

Our lady bosssss... so pretty hor...

我们的老板娘.

Wow...!! I gotto eat first and sing later...
真好, 还有东西吃哩.

Princess Tiffany
老板的公主之一.

Who is the beauty over there... huh..???
后面那个美女是谁啊..?!

Mark~~~~~~~~~~~~~vs~~~~~~~~~~~~Jack
( 1 baby )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~vs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~( 4 children )

Mark says: I am going to catch up with you..... huh.....!!

别得意.... 迟早我会追上你的....!!

Jack replied: Oh yah... I'm waiting man... hehehe....!!!

哈哈...有种就放牛过来呀...!!

Hello...hello.....Gentlemen...!!! pay attention...OK!!
哎哟.....世界和平.....OK!!

Hay...!!! look here......jteam group photo leh...!!!
喂喂......!!!大家看这里....大和照哩!!!

My latest Pose...!! nice hor...hehehe....!!!!
我在 K- Nite 里的最新照形

is it more and more dynamic...??
是不是越来越有活力呢....?! 嘿嘿...

Time for some eye-exercise

Spot the picture

What's in this picture...?? you'll say coffee beans lah...!!!

You're right leh... but can you see a face in this picture...???

hehe... take your time and find the face..!!

Did you see the face...!!!!

K-Nite 3

2009-02-16T21:56:00.006+08:00

There are all together 8 episode in this K-Nite show and since after the first 2 episode, I had become very popular among the Malays... you know...!! for the past few days when I was out and whenever I walk past the Malays, they will greet me "Hello... nenek tak-boleh how are you...??" and they will stop and talk to me & took photo with me... you know... I'm so happy to see our Malay friends so supportive & friendly... so proud of them leh...!! so nice to be the nenek tak-boleh... hahaha...!! its mean "grandma cannot"...hehe... I only know how to say "cannot" in Malay.

I have so many beautiful costume to wear for each episode and I really enjoyed that. I took so many photos and I wanted to share with all of you... but I can't put it up before the airing time leh...! so sad hor...!! anyway just follow me on every episode and I will give you many..many suprises..!! hehe...! you will never regret.

See..!! am I beautiful..?! haha...not bad huh!......Yee.......!
你们看......我漂亮吗?? 哈哈!! 还不错吧! Yee.......!

Yeah~~~~!! the team got the song title right...Win already lah!! Yeh!!
赢啦!! 赢啦!! Yeh!!

Mm....let me think... think...??? how to sing huh..?!! catch-no-ball leh....??
嗯............让我想想要如何唱?!!

Hello...!! hello...!! I can't hear anything lah.....!!!!!
喂喂!!........为什么听不到???

My boyfriend... very cOOl hor...! hehehe...
我的男友很酷吧!! 嘿嘿!!

Come nearer... some more nearer..nearer...hehe...!!
过来一点, 再过来一点....嘻嘻!!

Aiya..! why nobody understand me lah...??
哎呀..! 我唱得那么好,为什么大家都听不懂嘛...!!

Keep quiet...!! Director is talking...do you still want your rice bowl or not..!!
请大家保持安静, 导演在说话哩!!

Standby..! Camara..!
预备..! Cama-la..!

Here is our back stage lah...
这里是我们的后台啦.

Some clips from K-Nite series 3

K-Nite clip_S3_part1

K-Nite clip_S3_part2

K-Nite clip_S3_part3

K-Nite clip_S3_part4

Did you all enjoy the K-Nite show...??

I will leave it to all of you to watch the show yourself every Thursday night... OK...!!!

bye... bye...

K-Nite 2

2009-02-11T01:09:00.001+08:00

I in K-Nite...!
I have been running on K-Nite Programs and you know the producer said that I'm the K-Nite “Secret weapons”... haha...! not me blowing my own trumpet lah...!!! but I have "Power" leh...! that is my lovely "beautiful eyes" lah... haha...! Every time when I am standing on the stage to sing, I try so hard to listen to the Malay song..! even I did not understand Malay... the more I sing the more I feel siok leh...!! feel like a laozhabor with a young heart... hehehe...!!

Yeah ~~~~~~! lovely performance,hehe... must not miss...hor!

我在 K-Nite 的日子里
我前段时间一直都在跑 K-Nite 的节目，其实听监制说，我可是 K-Nite 里面的秘密武器呢,!哈哈，不是我自吹自擂，我可是有一套吸引观众眼球的内功哦！那就是与生俱来的可爱的“眼睛”啦…哈哈
每次站在台上唱歌的时候，我都是非常用心的，即使听不懂那些马来歌曲，可是我还是很镇定地一首接一首地唱，自己唱自己爽！感觉自己是个才华洋溢的老査某，Year~~~~~~!
你们如果有兴趣看看我在 K-Nite 里面的可爱表现的话，那切勿错过每逢星期四晚上8:30分播出的 K-Nite 。你会惊喜地发现我像个百变天后一样，很有走T台的潜质哦！呵呵…
朋友们，看我七十二变… 变!....... 变!........变!

Ops~~~!! they forget to change my costume lah... I'm still the Miss Sngapore LaoZhaBor...!!!!
哎呀...!! 他们忘记换我的服装啦.....我仍然是 Miss 新加坡老查某...!!

This time I'm going to sing with my boyfriend...
我要和我的男朋友一起唱歌了....

I think I sing better in this series leh... cause the team can guess the correct song title...!!!
他们能够猜到正确的歌曲名称...我想我唱得也不赖哦...!!!

ooh...!! tak boleh tahan already.... my stomach pain lah...!!!!
喔...!! 我笑到肚子痛啦...胃痛啦...站不起来啦...哈哈

Where's the microphone.......!!!?????
麦克风在哪里?? 快找啊..!!

Some clips for K-Nite series 2

K-Nite的有趣短片.

K-Nite clip (S2_part_1)

K-Nite clip (S2_part_2)

K-Nite clip (S2_part_3)

K-Nite clip (S2_part_4)

K-Nite clip (S2_part_5)

Happy Valentine's Day

I be back...!!!!

laozhabor in Malay Variety Show: K-Nite

2009-02-01T02:08:00.047+08:00

Malay Variety Show: K-Nite

This show is about two participating teams... 3 person per team... The BLUE TEAM & The YELLOW TEAM...!! In the show, I had to put on the headset to listen to the Malay song and at the same time sing it out for the 2 teams to guess the song title I'm listening to... aha... very hard leh...!!! you know hor... my Malay catch-no-ball one leh...!!!! want me to sing with the music... hahaha... they pao lia-bo-giu one lah...!

MUST SEE the show...OK...!

'K-Nite' 是个歌唱和猜歌节目,我必须戴上耳机听马来歌曲,然后在同一时间唱出来. 你知道啦.....;我的马来语是.....倒数第一名!! 哈哈! 两个参赛队伍听到眼睛发直,非常滑稽好笑... 大家如果有时间的话, 就看看嘛!!

My Malay fans called me "nenek tak-boleh" see the show and you know why... hehe...!!!
我的马来 fanssss..都称呼我 "nenek tak-boleh". 你知道是什么意思吗?!

Ladies and Gentlemen... presenting Miss Singapore LaoZhaBor...!! hehe...!

哇..!!! 新加坡小姐?!!
Tall and handsome young man... so nice to be hugged by my boyfriend...!!

这位高大英俊的年轻男子是......?! 我的男朋友???

Put up some clip from the show... for those who miss the show leh...!!

以下是一些 "K-Nite" 的短片,想和大家 & 错过的朋友们分享一下.

K-Nite clip (S1_part_1a)

K-Nite clip (S1_part_1b)

K-Nite clip (S1_part_2)

K-Nite clip (S1_part_3)

to be continue...
待续......

Must watch the show this coming Thursday... hor...!!
(5th Feb 2009)

Third day of CNY

2009-01-29T01:32:00.050+08:00

Hello all,

Did you all enjoyed the Chinese New Year...? so fast over liao hor...!! This New Year wasn't a very good one for me... I had to tighten my spending for this year you know... everyone is facing with the economic crisis leh... I don't work but still got hit very hard by the crisis leh...!!! why aha...! why aha...!!! I hope the crisis quickly over leh... so I can spend more and everyone can also have good time.

Anyone care to share their New Year...!??

Ohh...! BIG HOUSE hor... guess who's house is it...?? it's NOT mine leh...!!!!! mine is a pigeon hole you know.... hahaha.. HDB lah...!!!

好大的房子哦 !! 你们猜猜是谁的房子?? 当然不是我的啦......
我住在.......鸽子洞啦..!! 哈哈!

Do you think I ready take & eat all this food... high cholesterol man...!!!

高胆固醇啊..!! 你以为是给我一个人吃的食物吗?!

Director Jack Neo... smiling all the way...!! huh... so jealous to take picture with pretty ladies lah... cause you all will look at them... never see the TWO... hahaha...!!!

你们看,梁导被这么多漂亮的女人包围...., 羡慕吧?! 哈哈

look at Mark Lee...! full of JOY with their NEW ARRIVAL...
Mark Lee 的甜心宝贝哦!

Who is this pretty lady.? guest it right... and you know what..!!! hahaha!!!

这个漂亮的小姐是谁啊?! 哈哈! 不知道的就应.......嘿嘿!!

Preparing the Yu Sheng... lo hei..! 撈起..! 歲歲平安..! 年年有餘..! huat ah...!!!

大家预备..............发呀!!!!!!

lo hei...! huat aha...! huat aha...!!!!

I win lah... I put into my mouth before the GO...!! hehe...!! cheating leh!! 我赢啦! 作弊乐

Who is that little boy standing beside the table..? anybody know him....??? 那个小男孩是谁啊?????......... 任何人知道??????

Coming up next...!
TV channel Suria Malay Variety Show K-nite

Wishing You A Happy & Prosperous Chinese New Year

2009-01-23T03:56:00.058+08:00

Hello all,
LaoZhaBor wished all of you a Happy & Prosperous Chinese New Year.
Everybody heng heng liao lah...! all the way in the year of the OX.
大家新年好!
老查某恭祝大家 "恭喜发财" "牛年快乐".
每个人都 "兴兴" 了啦...!!! 哈哈..

My old time friend Jing Jing lah...! we act.. dance.. sing together
and also my gooood friend Fook Chin... he is a gooooood singer you know...!
我的老朋友晶晶啦...!我们一起表演,唱歌和跳舞...还有福全,他唱的歌可好听呢!!

Jing Jing wishing all a Happy & Prosperous Chinese New Year.
晶晶恭祝大家 "开心快乐庆牛年".

Fook Chin wishing all a Happy & Prosperous Chinese New Year.
福全恭祝大家 "身体健康" "万事如意".

LOVE MATTERS Preview at VivoCity
'幸福万岁' 首影会

I did not had a role in this movie leh... so... I must eat more lah... haha
我并没有参于演出.....所以....我必须吃更多啦...哈哈!

Do I look like a Super- Star...!? Hehe...

你们看,我像不像超级明星?!...喜...

The 3 STARs of the movie "LOVE MATTERS"

电影 ' 幸福万岁 ' 里的3个超级明星.......

and the 3 OUTSIDERs... very jealous leh...

和3个落选演员........ 非常嫉妒喔!

MUST watch LOVE MATTERS & tell me how's the show...ok?
大家要看 '幸福万岁' 哦, 然后告诉我好不好看...ok?!

PS: Can catch me on TV channel Suria malay variety show every thursday starting from 29th Jan 09 at 8.30pm to 9.30pm. Very funny you know... nenek dak-boleh??? hahaha... you see you'll know...!! hehe...!!!

从1月29日开始,每逢星期四.......晚上8.30pm至9.30pm
我会在 TV Suria 马来综艺节目中演出,非常有趣,
看了你就会知道. 哈哈!!..............非常地开心哦!!!

Heart-Warming at Harris

2009-01-21T00:35:00.048+08:00

Heart Warming Tea Party At Harris Hotel

巴淡之旅的宗旨—助人为快乐之本

Mr. Stylianos had arranged a very Special Tea Party on the 1 Jan 09 and wanted us to attend. As everybody having so much fun on New Year's Day, he didn't forget the less fortunate ones, that's the orphan who had suffered from the 2004 Tsunami. We feel so honored to be there giving out some present and donation to them. Seeing their pretty faces and singing along with them make my trip complete.

这次的巴淡之旅并不是纯粹的群体娱乐聚会，它还有更深的意义—那就是助人为快乐之本。所以巴淡之旅也是义工之旅。我们在岛上陪伴着许多失去亲人的孤儿，和他们聊天，玩耍，唱歌，跳舞…让他们知道虽然他们没有至亲，可是这个世界上仍然有许多人在关心他们，照顾他们和爱他们的。

有时不免感触很多，觉得自己很幸福，有个美满的家。是的，有什么比家更重要，可是这些可爱的小朋友们却没有办法得到如此平凡的幸福。朋友们，让我们一起为他们多多伸出援手，如果你也有机会做义工的话，请用你的爱心告诉他们这个世界仍然充满着希望的阳光。

She is so adorable, she wanted to follow me back to Singapore...

这是个很可爱的小女生，我们非常地投缘哦！

Do we look like a happy family...?? Haha

我们像不像幸福的一家人呢？！哈哈

Many small good moments..... Laozhabor and Jingjing giving out present

我和晶晶准备了一些小礼物给他们，他们都非常地开心哦,

我看了也很开心.

outweigh one big good events......small gift = big return

我要给这位小可爱一份大礼物，你看她笑得…多灿烂。

Singing and dancing warmed everybody......I feel sooo young!!!

我们在一起跳啊，唱啊，一点都不觉得疲累哦，我还很年轻嘛 !!!!

Giving LOVE is as much fun as....... receiving LOVE.....so much lovesssss.....

这次的义工之旅让我觉得不枉此行，既有意义，又能认识很多的好朋友。

朋友们，施比受更有福！让我们一起为需要帮助的朋友尽自己的一份力量吧。

Delegate to all our beautiful children in the world.

By Laozhabor

Coming up next...!

Preview of LOVE MATTERS

New Year's Party

2009-01-15T19:19:00.050+08:00

Harris Hotel Batam New Year's party...
欢度新年的巴淡之旅
I had a show to perform with my LZB's friends at the party leh... so my time very tight lah...! Mr Stylianos had arranged us to attend the rehearsal for the party.
We sing and dance along with the Harris Party's Team... I had problem..mm talking with them lah... cause they catch-no-ball my rojak malay talking and they talking I also lia-bo-giu leh...! then we bi-ka-bi-chiew lah...! haha...
最近我和我的朋友应邀出席了一个巴淡岛的聚会。由于我的时间很紧张，所以一去到那边就投入了演出的彩排中。
我们在舞会上唱啊，跳啊，可开心了，Harris Hotel的员工们都很热情，一点都不介意我用三脚猫的马来语和他们交流，呵呵。。。一下子功夫，我们便打成一片了.
many many pictures & videos to share with you liao...!
以下是一些照片和短片和大家分享一下：

very kan cheong...
紧张的彩排中...

All my goooo..od friends from LZBsays...

这些都是我新交的好朋友喔! Dancing with my boyfriend... Mr Stylianos A. Koureas...! So nice leh... hehe

你们看，我在我的新欢跳舞了。。。一个很有风度的人，哈哈
He said I'm his firsssst girlfriend you know...

Can I believe him... haha...!!!

他还说我是他第一个女朋友呢，
我要不要相信他呢？！哈!

Want to see more? haha...is coming soooon.....Just wait
想要看到更多有趣的吗？那迟些见咯！

2009 Countdown Party At Harris Hotel video

Tell me how's my dancing...?? the truth leh...!! Dancing from 8pm to 1am lah... oooh... my muscle all pain liao...!

Hi, laozhabor is back...!

2009-01-08T00:21:00.058+08:00

Dear all,
HAPPY NEW YEAR
I'm back..! with this new blog.
Year end always very busy lah...! so sorry leh, so long didn’t update my blog liao hehe... I went to China for holiday, Malaysia to shoot my new movie and to Batam. Remember the Harris Hotel in Batam I told you before. Mr.Stylianos A. Koureas invited me to his Harris Hotel New Year's party.

Trip To Harris Hotel New Year's party...
We depart from Singapore Harbour Front to Batam Waterfront on 30/12/2008 at 9:20am... Wah..! so early must wake up lah... we arrived at Batam Waterfront at 10:30am and a Harris Hotel staff is waiting for us there. He collected all our passport and bring us straight to the coach... Like VIP lah...hehe...!

see... my picture on the coach... like very famous like that...hehe...!
Wah... Jingjing and my picture is also at the lift lobby...!

so nice to be back in Batam...
so relaxing...

See... that's my boyfriend...hehe!

More update coming up soon...

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